Melissa Brenzinger is the best person in the world.

I got home from work today and there was an exciting mystery package for me.

I opened it up crazy fast and it was a bottle of the most INSANE smelling Vanilla Birthday Cake Shampoo/Shower Gel- it LITERALLY smells like vanilla birthday cake. Not just vanilla; vanilla birthday cake. It smells more like vanilla birthday cake than actual vanilla birthday cake.

I was totally confused for about ten seconds until I found the card, which read:

"I read your blog and it made me sad to see that you fell in the gutter. Smell good soon! Melissa x"

Thank you, SO MUCH Melissa. You are lovely. I don't know how you got my address in India but I promise to think of you when I rub this stuff all over my body.

For, like, the two or three people out there who don't know Melissa yet, here is a series of photos to help you get to know her and how magical she is.

Here she is in my bedroom, defiling my throw pillow

Born this way.

WHICH ONE IS THE REAL LADY GAGA?????

Here we are casually drunkenly clawing at a fish tank.

Intimidating breasts is one of the things we have in common. 

ADORABLE!!