Last night, my friends and I all curled up with pizza and black russians to watch Allison Harvard, adorable mermaid-haired princess, be crowned Americas's Next Top Model All Star.
WE WERE ROBBED.
I'm still too upset/hungover to write coherently about the deep feelings of hurt and confusion that Tyra has inflicted upon me; so here's a photo dump of all the reasons I love Allison.
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| She has excellent camouflage skills. |
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| She knows how to play Tyra's game. |
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| Magnificent facial expressions. |
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| She makes her own fake blood. And then she mixes it with ice cream and eats it. |
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| She loves wigs and kittens |
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| SQUISHY FACED KITTY OMGWTFBBQ |
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| She makes her own Halloween costumes. And then wears them to sexy club parties with a bunch of her model friends who are all dressed as your standard sexy nurses, cops, princesses, mice. AND SHE IS NOT EMBARRASSED. |
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| And of course, she has eyes that are bigger than some small island nations. |
Obviously, we couldn't just sit back and let this gross injustice slide. So several drinks later we wrote to Allison on her tumblr:
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| It's a little small. If you can't read it, just assume it's awesome. |
And she responded in the most wonderful way possible:
WE LOVE YOU ALLISON.
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