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So I don't know if you've heard about this, but there's this game called Skyrim and it's pretty awesome. My flatmate bought it and then got a job so she didn't have time to play it- luckily, I have no such problem and I've spent the last few weeks clearing dungeons like nobodies business.
I am Kitty Purry, Khajiit warrior mage, Thane of Whiterun, the Pale and Eastmarch, Archmage of Winterhold, Dovahkiin.
I've got dragon slaying down to a fine art (I blast them with my daedric wabbajack staff and lead them to a clearing, then poison my elven greatsword and clobber the
shit soul out of them. I used Shadowmere to glitch my twohanded level up to 100, so I'm a machine) so now I pretty much just cruise around Skyrim questing and taking screenshots of myself beheading bandits and practicing my war cries.
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| YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE DRAGONBORN |
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| FOR REDWAAAAAAALL! |
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| GOD AND KING RICHARD! |
My Nord would cut off your tail and strangle you with it then turn your pelt into armor, but wouldn't even bother wearing it before jumping on a dragons head and sticking an axe in its face.
ReplyDeleteWhat I mean is they'd get along.