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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Today I embroidered... a cat licking its own butthole.


I was bored this afternoon so I decided to teach myself to embroider. Either embroidery is really easy, or I'm just good at everything*, because it took me like fifteen minutes to whip this mofo up. It's a cat cleaning it's butt. It seemed like the obvious first choice.

And I had my brain scans and stuff today- didn't go so great. The guy gave me all these tests where I had to memorize things and make lists and recite numbers backwards and stuff; and when he told me to list all the male names I could think of I got stuck and did the Ninja Turtles. I don't know of that makes me less or more retarded.

Stay tuned for my next embroidery project: a dramatic portrait of Ron Swanson.

*Probably this.

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