First order of buisness when I got home was to get me some Western medical care. Yay!
Unfortunately, the X-rays revealed that the doctors in India had essentially turned me into a cyborg. Getting through airport security is going to be a bitch from now on.
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| This is what's left of my left shoulder (lol wordplay). We already tried sticking crap to it, it's not magnetic. Lame. |
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| Are those two inch metal nails sticking out of my arm? Why yes. Yes they are. |
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| I call them my Wolverine claws. |
Of course, I have many other exiting broken bones; these are just the ones they went all Mad Scientist on. Stay tuned for what used to be a clavicle; and the X ray that made my Dad faint.
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