I have four weeks to hold very still and eat as much protein as I can; and if junior there doesn't lodge back into place by then they're going to carve a piece out of my hip and stick it in there to sort things out.
I asked the doctor why he had to take bone from my hip to fix it and he started to explain about bonding and healing and stuff; but I was like "NO, why MY hip? Can't you get it from someone else? I think I've done enough." And he started laughing. I did too after a while because of the gas, and because I didn't want him to think I was a sociopath, but I totally wasn't joking. Any volunteers?
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