Exiting News About My Face

I have my reasons for never smiling in photos.*

I finally got my nose stud changed to a ring. This is exciting because now I don't look like a second rate Christina Aguilera circa 1998; but instead, as previously mentioned, more like Bambi Northwood Blythe, which is what I was going for. Now all I need to do is lose half my body weight and get some disney themed tattoos and we'll be doppelgangers. 

*The main reason** is because when I was 15 I found out braces cost like $4000 and my teeth just might go back to being crooked anyway. So I took the money and went to Europe instead; and decided to just assert that my crooked teeth were cute and hope people went along with it.***

** The secondary reason is that I believed if I just waited a few years dentistry would become more advanced and they could just fix it in a day. And I was right, just look at that miracle they performed on Miley 'Chipmunk' Cyrus!

*** And as long as I minimize the photographic evidence, they generally do. At least to my face, which is all I really care about.