I take the Jack Donaghy approach to Christmas and view gift giving as a competion. Unfortunately I'm mega unemployed and can't actually compete on the gift front so I focus my efforts on competitive gift wrapping instead.
HOW TO GIFT WRAP AWESOME LIKE ME
1. Christmas giftwrap is a corporate lie. It's both ugly and expensive, so fight the mqn and buy packing paper from warehouse stationary, them pimp it out with stuff from the dollar store. And rather than buy colored paper to make tags, just go to Bunnings, pretend you're planning to paint a house and see how many paint swatches you can make off with.*
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| All these boxes are full of giant nerf guns. Best girlfriend or best girlfriend EVER? |
2. When in doubt, add a shit ton of curling ribbon
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| I made fudge for my flatmates. With marshmallow filling! |
*My record: 36. For my imaginary bunny rabbit hutch. It wasn't a total lie because I do one day intend to retire and breed German Giant Lops; and when that day comes I will be ready to paint their magnificent lapine palace Starsparkle with a trim of Midnight Cruise.
I can totally hook you up with a plethora of paint swatches. We can have a black-market thing going. Also it's my job to order them and they're free. Win.
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