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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Things I Want But Won't Buy: Addendum


This is an absolutely stellar bikini and I want it on me.
However I am going to exercise my Batman-esque* iron willpower and not buy it. Because...
a) I'm probably not going to do a hell of a lot of lounging around pools in India
b) It's going to take several bouts of dysentery before I look as good in this as I'd like to
c) I need to start being vaguely more humanitarian; and that means stop blowing my money on stuff like this when there are people starving in the world and getting freaky vintage diseases that could be cured with salt and clean water.

*Batman circa the 1992 Animated Series, of course. Not Adam-West Batman.

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