He's forgotten better shit that you ever thought of

Hey Martha, imma let you finish...

I've written a few times about my strong feelings for Kanye West, and today I realized it's a while since we had some Kanye, so heres some Kanye

MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE KANYE TWEETS (star studded nuggets of wisdom, every one)

'Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on'

'i hate when im on a flight & I wake up with a water bottle next 2 me like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this water bottle'

'I always misspell genius! The irony!'

'I hate when people email you and ask “You wanna know something?” of course but why are u torturing me by spreading this to more than 1 email'

'Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference… not until I get the table though'

'I don’t understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice'

'Dating models I had to learn to like small dogs and cigarettes'

'I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery'

I want one.