I WANT THIS CAT

CATKINS DIET.

This is Meow. Meow was abandoned at a shelter in Santa Fe this weekend, and she weighs almost 20kg.

AND SHE IS SO ADORABLE.

I don't know why I find this cat so cute. Maybe I have some weird fetish I don't know about, maybe it's because I'm used clinically obese cats from hanging out with Coco, or maybe it's just because this thing looks like a giant freakin pillow you could just bury your head in while it mewed and waved its arms and legs around helplessly.

This is Coco. She insists it's glandular.

Whatever it is, I WANT THAT CAT. I wonder if she's going to have arm(paw)loads of creepy floppy skin after her diet is finished, like those people on the Biggest Loser. Because that would not be so cute.

I think insanely fat animals are right up there with my favorite genre of animal news, right next to interspecies friendships and ability to talk. Do you think we could we could pair this thing up with, I don't know, a turtle, and then teach it say 'I love you'? Because that would really blow my mind.

It could happen