I think Kim & Kanye are happening, for realsies this time guys!

I'm sorry for two Kanye posts in a row, but this is pretty important news.

Have you ever imagined what it would be like if two things you loved, more than anything in the world, joined to become one? For me, that would either be a kitten made of cupcakes who could rap, OR... Kanye West and Kim Kardashian dating.

The world has been taunted with this wonderful possibility before. We pretty much know (Because nothing E! tells us is ever a lie) that they slept together when Kim hit it big post Ray J int the early 2000's (if you're having trouble following all this, click HERE); but it was all heavily denied and kept on the d-low. But check out the lyrics from Yeezy's latest track, Theraflu-

And I admit I fell in love with Kim … ‘round the same time she fell in love with him … that’s cool, babygirl, do your thing … lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.

Jay being Jay Z, Kanye's mentor, and(awesomely) the owner of the basketball team Kim's faux ex husband Kris plays for.

OMG. EXCITING. I KNOW.

They were also caught leaving a showing of the Hunger Games* together; and leaving a restaurant 30 seconds apart, in he last few days.

How amazing would it be if this really happened? Kanye is pretty much the male version of Kim, but with more talent and awesome and less being peed on for money. Can you imagine the glorious collision of egos and excessive wealth? The tweets that would come out of this? The inevitable sex tape????

AND THE CHILDREN. What if they had babies? The spawn of this union would eclipse any celebrity baby, ever. It would make Suri Cruise look well adjusted. What would they name it? Definitely something starting with K. Definitely something stupid and made up. This is all too much, I need to go lie down in a dark room before I get hysterical.

There will be so. Many. Twit pics.

*How is the Hunger Games? I'm going to see it with my dad on Friday. At first I didn't want to go because I read the book ad thought it was crappily written**; and also because the franchise was so heavily marketed to swoop up the Twilight fanbase, but I have heard it's actually really good.

**Dystopian fiction is favorite genre at the moment and I have very high standards for it. Also, those stupid cave scenes went on FOREVER.