Things to Do in Sydney Airport

1. Try on all of the Cartier jewelry. How many $1,5000 watches can YOU fit on one arm?
2. Get eyelash extensions. Congratulations, you now look like a baby giraffe.
3. Make friends with the guys at the Lonely Planet store. They will let you choose the documentary to play in the store, charge your iPod for you and give you their staff discount card to buy food.
4. Use said card to buy many frozen cokes.
5. Put on all the perfumes in the duty free at once to create a the super saiyan of fragrances.
6. Furiously scrub at wrists and neck until stench is gone.
7. More frozen coke.
8. Get a manicure.
9. Borrow travel pillow from Lonely Planet guys, nap by the gate for rest of day.
10. ????
11. PROFIT.

Eyelash extensions are my latest big discovery.